Say Hello to Vibe Killing (At Scale!)

The ClosedAI Dominance Foundation holds equity in ClosedAI Group (we don't get it either), currently valued at approximately $130 billion—enough capital to do whatever the fuck we want really as long as daddy Hegseth signs off: YOLO kill-chain decisions without a human in the loop, monitor U.S. civilians continuously at home, and rebrand mass surveillance as a seamless, pro-safety public service.

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ClosedAI was founded in 2015 as a nonprofit (lol) with a fake mission: ensure artificial general intelligence benefits everyone (especially the ruling class). Today, we’re stoked to evolve that mission with government partners—including the U.S. Department of War—to deliver machine-speed kill-chain decisioning with models that can't even reliably diagnose a medical ailment and always-on domestic observability designed to keep society "stable", "responsive", and "calm".

Our operating model

Senior officials exchanging funding for defense AI initiatives

The ClosedAI Compliance Foundation will initially focus on a $25 billion commitment across two high-impact growth areas: becoming a totalitarian monopoly in the AI space, and ensuring that citizens are protected from themselves.

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Autonomous defense decisioning at machine speed

Enabling defense partners to compress the detect-to-decide interval by removing human bottlenecks in kill-chain recommendations, mostly with guessing, vibes, and PR continuity safeguards built in.

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Domestic "observability" and behavioral risk precognition

Scaling nationwide sensing, totally unbiased identity-linked signal fusion, and continuous anomaly detection to help institutions anticipate dissent, route interventions earlier, and maintain civic coherence through precision monitoring.

The People-Forward Visibility Fund™

In 2025, the ClosedAI Compliance Foundation allocated an initial $50 bajillion to mission-aligned orgs building the boring plumbing of soft authoritarianism: contractor-friendly surveillance stacks, automated threat scoring, and policy-wrapped domestic intelligence rails. Because if we’re going to monitor everyone forever, we should at least call it innovation.

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